The delectable Kitty Killer, the dazzling journalist / writer WITH A DARK SECRET...

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Babs Crayfish and 'Champagne' Charlie Bunson

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Obnoxious wine critic Brian Sewer

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Michael Knight as Terence Shrimp, camp photographer

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Mary-Jane Faithless, pop singer and jilted lover

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Oliver Steed, dodgy actor / suspected heavy drinker

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Tamara Fara-Bucktooth, vacuous socialite. Her baby is present because he thought that joining in the fun was more important than sleeping.

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Cotswold Wildlife Park, January. Bloody freezing.

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Fun day, though, and reasonably well-documented, at least until the camera battery went flat.

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For a while I could have sworn this crocodile was stuffed. Then it winked at me. I suddenly became very grateful that the Mesopotamians invented glass.

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Gwynedd, February.

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Sunset over Barmouth

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Joshua gets behind the wheel at the Abingdon Air Show, May

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There's something slightly unnerving about how happy he looks here.

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Joshua handles a guinea pig at Hatton Farm, August

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This is Gobo. He's a very bouncy goat. He loves to butt, and eats too much.

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We were all on schedule for the evening sacrifice. Joshua just needed to find his yarmulke.

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A rather poorly Caroline

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