Tuesday, 25th August 2009.

Let's have a look at what you could have said

Overheard outside Didcot's recently opened 99p shop, last night. For accents, read broad Yorkshire.

"Andrew? Come on now. We're going. Come on."
"Want this!"
"Yeah, but don't open it now. No, I said don't open it..."

"Andrew! I told you not to open it, didn't I? And once again, you've defiled me..."

I know what she meant, but the damage was done, really.