Monday, 15th September 2008.

And it was only an hour after breakfast

From: Postroom
Sent: 15 September 2008 08:57
To: LIST UK Office ------- All
Subject: Post delays

Dear all,

Due to delays by royal mail the post today will be late. Kindly bare with us.

Many thanks,

Mpk Post room.

I'm no Adonis, but I've *seen* the post team. The prospect is not an appealing one. Don't just spell check your emails. Proofread! Proofread!