Let's never speak of this again
I get quite a lot of spam at work, although most of it gets caught in the filter, which then sends me a digest of every piece I've received over the past two or three days, thus helping me to sort out legitimate mail from junk with minimal fuss.
Most of the spam is selling stock or Viagra or HGH or advertising singles networks that presumably trigger spyware and trojans when you visit them. The subject lines are invariably the same: "IMPRESS HER WITH YOUR HUGE MANHOOD", "WHY OVERPAY? BUY GENERIC DRUGS HERE!", or "SHE WON'T BE WITH YOU MUCH LONGER WITH YOUR TINY P3NIS". (Who are these people and how do they know so much about me?)
This morning, however, I had one that read "YOUR NEIGHBOUR NAKED!! WATCH". I appreciate the sentiment, but my neighbour is a twenty-stone builder with a beer belly the size of Maidstone. Why on earth would I want to go down that road?
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