The Elephant Man never had these problems
In the bathroom this evening:
"Hey, who's that at the door, Josh? It's Moppet!"
"Hello, Moppet! Would you like to come in the bath?"
"No, I don't think she would, Josh. She's a cat, remember? Cats don't like
baths, or getting wet."
"Moppet is a cat."
"That's right. Actually, I think Thomas is a bit of a cat at the moment,
considering how much he screams in his bath just lately."
"Thomas is not a cat. He's a baby."
"He's a baby, is he? What about me? What sort of animal am I?"
"You are a horsey."
"Yes, that's right! Mummy does call me a horsey sometimes. And what about
Mummy? What sort of animal is she?"
"A cow."
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