Photo opportunity
Conversation in the hall a few minutes ago -
"Nunny! Nunny! Nunny!"
"Joshua, Mummy's busy sorting things out. Now, look, why don't you come
out here and we'll look at these pictures. Now, have a look. Who's this?"
"Nunny!"
"That's right! And who's this?"
"Nunny."
"And who's that next to her?"
"Daddy."
"Right! And who's this over here?"
"Daddy..."
"And how about here?"
"Daddy."
"No, that's Mummy again. I know she's a bit chunkier here than she is now,
but it should still be fairly obvious that it's her. The breasts alone give
it away. Mind you..."
"Nunny!"
"Yes, that's right, that one's Mummy! And what's this?"
"Ranma."
"No, not Grandma. That's a donkey."
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